Shannon @ The Zoo

There's something inherently funny about two full grown adults going to the zoo. But hey, it was nice outside and a lazy Saturday. I guess the animals of the Portland Zoo got the memo as they were all asleep. Peep the elk in the background of the first shot. Stiff as the tree next to him. A kid next to us asked his father if the bears were dead. My esteemed tour guide, Shannon, helped me make the best of it.

Bugatti Veyron ...experience

I hate Bugatti.  They're too good to have their cars in video games.  They don't want to sell to rappers.  Their car costs a cool mill.  16 cylinders is pointless.  1001 hp is just silly.  And who would ever actually be able to drive 254mph?  Top Gear.  Wooooo.  This car is
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Bugatti Veyron at top speed